A Beautiful King

A Beautiful King searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Beautiful King searched for a toilet brush that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A toilet brush being the chosen item.

A Beautiful King always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful King desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful King desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

A Beautiful King desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the King, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.