My Famous King

My Famous King desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It should have been a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Famous King had a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

My Famous King owned a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre action, to most, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A big sponge is the item to choose.

My Famous King had a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

My Famous King always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

My Famous King desired a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.