A Ugly King

A Ugly King found a pen that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A pen is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly King always kept a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly King wanted a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the King, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly King often carried a sponge that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly King carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected it was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Ugly King searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. It would have been an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.