The Grumpy King

The Grumpy King looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was exciting. A bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy King always carried a pen that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A pen is the thing to select.

The Grumpy King desperately craved for a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy King desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy King carried a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy King found a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.