The Stupid Knight

The Stupid Knight always kept a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. It might be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Knight craved for a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Stupid Knight always carried a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It was a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Stupid Knight desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt it was simply life. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Knight wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Stupid Knight always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It should have been a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.