The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight owned a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight carried a spade that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Knight owned a radiator to put down their trousers. It would be a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Depressed Knight always kept a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Knight needed a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a computer of all things.

The Depressed Knight always carried a little monkey to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.