Depressed Knight

Depressed Knight desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.

Depressed Knight craved for a stretchman that they liked to worship. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

Depressed Knight desired a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A bat would be the item chosen.

Depressed Knight desired a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Knight always had with them a stapler to break. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Depressed Knight always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.