The Green Knight

The Green Knight found a Harry Potter wand that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Green Knight always kept a mug that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Green Knight always had with them a radiator that they would worship. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Green Knight wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Green Knight always had with them a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Green Knight needed a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a mug is the thing to select.