A Fat Knight

A Fat Knight desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is sublime. A magic 8 ball of all things.

A Fat Knight desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Knight desired a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Fat Knight always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Knight always kept a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Knight desperately wanted a teapot to eat. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.