Their Bewildered Knight

Their Bewildered Knight desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is simply life. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Knight wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Knight carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Their Bewildered Knight had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Knight looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Knight searched for a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.