My Naughty Knight

My Naughty Knight always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Knight always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Knight looked for a toilet brush that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Naughty Knight desperately needed a tomato that they would sit and look at. It might be an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Knight desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

My Naughty Knight craved for a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A wig is the item that was chosen.