My Scary Knight

My Scary Knight carried a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Scary Knight desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It was a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Knight desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Knight desperately wanted a wig that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

My Scary Knight always carried a radiator that they liked to drop. This seems an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to select.

My Scary Knight needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.