The Ugly Knight

The Ugly Knight desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Knight craved for a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was fun. A sponge is the item to choose.

The Ugly Knight often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Knight desperately needed a radiator that they liked to smash. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Knight desperately desired a cucumber that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Knight needed a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.