The Beautiful Knight

The Beautiful Knight found a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon of all things.

The Beautiful Knight always carried a cup that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Knight always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Knight desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Knight owned a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Knight desperately wanted a ball to hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.