My Exceptional Knight

My Exceptional Knight desired a melon to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Knight carried a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

My Exceptional Knight needed a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

My Exceptional Knight desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Exceptional Knight always kept a cucumber that they liked to hug. It is an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

My Exceptional Knight wanted a sword to play with. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.