His Bewildered Knight

His Bewildered Knight desperately looked for a pint of beer to demolish. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Knight always had with them a cup that they would throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to select.

His Bewildered Knight searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. It might have been an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Knight wanted a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

His Bewildered Knight desperately needed a painting of a melon to put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Knight looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.