The Stupid Knight

The Stupid Knight found a big sponge to worship. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A big sponge being the thing selected.

The Stupid Knight desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This seems to be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Stupid Knight looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Stupid Knight carried a set of lego that they liked to eat. It might have been an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Knight looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It might have been a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Knight desired a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.