A Stupid Knight

A Stupid Knight carried a hat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Knight desperately looked for a big sponge that they would smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Knight found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Knight always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Knight desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Stupid Knight craved for a hat that they liked to break. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A hat was the chosen item.