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Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.

Less clever, more avoidance and unrelated babble.

My name is Jeff and I live in chicago.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

Engaged? You told me that you were single.

I don't know your limit on what is weird or what is not, forgive me.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Are you sure you last name isn't Sederholm?

No, I don't want to be called Rebecce or Becky.