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Depends, do you sit down to pee?

yes I often do, but I don't need to : )

Right, this is our chief complaint, the little bastards get in there and splatter all over the place and then wonder why they can't get back in.

One chance, there is a sign.

Besides, most boys are stupid wastes of our time.

Some of us have our uses you know ; )

I do, but I don't have to like it,...:-)