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RE: Showed Up To Work Drunk and I Don't Get It Either
In charge of holding the light huh? Sounds like you’re some sort of Titan, standing on a mountain top holding a bolt of lightning. It probably wasn’t quite like that but it’s a better image for me than you holding a torch steady whilst someone lights a fuse with a zippo. Hurling lightening bolts is way more legit.
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Shitty job, but someone had to do it. Good thing I was there because uncle was using a lit propane torch to light the fuses, half drunk, and not really paying attention. He lit one accidentally, by running the flame alongside the stick of explosive goodness. That one made one hell of a bang. I suggest nobody tries it. I save the lightning bolt hurling for those occasions when I can't seem to move.
And it becomes part of the family lore. I read this and remembered my dad talking about when they could buy dynamite. Something about blasting a pit for an outhouse and running in terror.