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Man, it's far better to get a bad case then! I didn't tenner if I had them. Cue a call to my mum.

Mum, did I have chicken pox when I was young?

I don't know son, did you?

Sigh

Lol. Oh mom!

I know, I was like fucking hell, seriously!!

Is she single?

Haaaaahaaahahahaaaaaa!!

Nope! She is taken!!

LOLZ, she is paying a tad too old ;0)