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Ehh, I wish, but honestly, even though I'm a writer who loves poetic and flowery language, I didn't exaggerate much.

This is basically how she is. She really does just pound on her ceiling for no reason at all.
She's totally wacko, and it can't really get worse than it is.

Sigh.

Also, that lady in your picture looks very hungry.
I recommend a delicious chocolate doughnut, or even carrots with dip.