Humorous Quips
Right! Back to reality! And as is my wont, I will continue doing a humour post on Monday. I like humour of all sorts. It is easy to make me laugh. And I like people who are humorous, and people who can make me laugh.
Life can be stressful. Sometimes, people are under so much pressure they forget how to laugh. One way of relieving stress is to have a good laugh. Laughter might not solve your problems but it will help you to forget your problems for a while. When you come back to them in a better frame of mind, and a fresh pair of eyes, you might find that the problems are not actually such a big deal.
Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. They might be impressed with your wit. You will be very popular too because we all like a person who can make us laugh.
Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise. - Noel Coward
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. - Hubert Humphrey
There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler
We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. - Unknown
A man in love is incomplete until he has married – then he’s finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. - Unknown
I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before. - Unknown
If I going missing put my face on wine bottles so my friends know. - Unknown
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Those who laugh live longer... I believe my grandmothers rarely laughed and they became old... very old unlike the men. I laugh a lot.. I don't believe it's my goal to get very old. I would say: No thanks, but it seems people believe it or at least my friend LOL.
If it comes to the phrase:
More likely we call it "crazy". I must say it works fine and the best is that those I am surrounded with are great with words, fast and it makes us laugh (good for the brains as well).
This one sounds strange to me. I believe those who can and keep laughing, do see the humour in things wouldn't say they are old, more likely we say "born old but only getting younger".
Thanks for sharing and joining.
I wish you loads of laughter and a creative, funny week/end.
It is great to be surrounded with friends who are humorous. I appreciate my friends' humour. Time spent with them always passed very quickly. And you parted with the feeling that you had a great time.
I don't know if my friends consider me humorous. But I feel lacking in that department. I am not one who can tell a joke and make people laugh despite reading and having so my humorous quotes and jokes. I guess the ability to tell a joke is also an art. Some people have it in them, some don't.
I am not great in telling jokes and can make the funny guy really mad if I keep asking what is meant 🤣
Funny I only am if I am with ceetain people who seem to find it hilarious how I see the world or tell about what happened...
There are no jokes needed to have daily good laughs just a lively imagination.
A great Saturday!
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You make me laugh. 🤣 I think you have what people call self-depricating humour. That is, you are able to make fun, or joke about yourself. That is a great asset.
Yes, you are right. Sometimes, when we are with a group of people who understand us, we make each other laugh without effort.
And you are right about 'no jokes needed to have daily good laughts, just a lively imagination.' Sometimes, we see the humour because we have a 'lively imagination'.
Hae a great Sunday!
That would solve all the health issues. LOL
Indeed! :-)
Life expectancy may grow, but it doesn't mean people feel happy. It's better to take the bacon. Vegetables are very hard to digest and it harms the intestines on long term.
Yeah, I'll be very unhappy if I'm unable to have my bacon. Reminded me of this bacon flavored cracker I had many years ago.
I believe TUC still has something with bacon flavour.
I remember tiny rolls (bread) in Germany. On top was bacon as well. I liked them very much but never saw them again.
Yes! It was TUC. I always go groceries shopping on oversea trips. I regretted that I didn't buy more.
You can bake right? Maybe you can try making it yourself.