Humorous Quips
Right! Back to reality! And as is my wont, I will continue doing a humour post on Monday. I like humour of all sorts. It is easy to make me laugh. And I like people who are humorous, and people who can make me laugh.
Life can be stressful. Sometimes, people are under so much pressure they forget how to laugh. One way of relieving stress is to have a good laugh. Laughter might not solve your problems but it will help you to forget your problems for a while. When you come back to them in a better frame of mind, and a fresh pair of eyes, you might find that the problems are not actually such a big deal.
Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. They might be impressed with your wit. You will be very popular too because we all like a person who can make us laugh.
Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise. - Noel Coward
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. - Hubert Humphrey
There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler
We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. - Unknown
A man in love is incomplete until he has married – then he’s finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. - Unknown
I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before. - Unknown
If I going missing put my face on wine bottles so my friends know. - Unknown
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That would solve all the health issues. LOL
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Indeed! :-)
Life expectancy may grow, but it doesn't mean people feel happy. It's better to take the bacon. Vegetables are very hard to digest and it harms the intestines on long term.
Those who laugh live longer... I believe my grandmothers rarely laughed and they became old... very old unlike the men. I laugh a lot.. I don't believe it's my goal to get very old. I would say: No thanks, but it seems people believe it or at least my friend LOL.
If it comes to the phrase:
More likely we call it "crazy". I must say it works fine and the best is that those I am surrounded with are great with words, fast and it makes us laugh (good for the brains as well).
This one sounds strange to me. I believe those who can and keep laughing, do see the humour in things wouldn't say they are old, more likely we say "born old but only getting younger".
Thanks for sharing and joining.
I wish you loads of laughter and a creative, funny week/end.