Cheeky Humour

Humour has an intellectual, as well as emotional element. Since we are all different, we respond to different types of humour. It doesn’t matter what kind of humour you indulge in, as long as it makes you laugh.

The important thing is to have a sense of humour. Having a sense of humour helps you to see the lighter side of things in everyday life. Laugh whenever you can. Where possible, help to spread some laughter wherever you go.

I hope the following selection of humour will bring on a chuckle, or at least put a smile on your face.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember. - George Carlin

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. - Ellen Goodman

The Lawyers' trade is a trade built entirely on words. And so long as the lawyers carefully keep to themselves the key to what those words mean, the only way the average man can find out what is going on is to become a lawyer, or at least to study law, himself. All of which makes it very nice – and very secure – for the lawyers. - Fred Rodell

Children ask better questions than adults. “May I have a cookie?”, “Why is the sky blue?” and “What does a cow say?”, are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than, “Where's your manuscript?”, Why haven’t you called?” and “Who's your lawyer?” - Fran Lebowitz

Getting married is like permanently grafting your hand to the cookie jar. No matter how sweet those cookies may taste, you can't help but wonder what would have happened if you'd chosen some other dessert – brownies, for instance, or frozen yogurt... or maybe chocolate strudel. - Jerome P. Crabb

We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think that yesterday was better than today. I personally don’t think it was – and if you’re hung up on nostalgia, my advice is to pretend that today is yesterday and go out and have a helluva time. - Art Buchwald

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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