I woke up to find my Underwear down at my kneessteemCreated with Sketch.

in #life • 6 years ago

What kind of evil is pulling my old man underwear down to my knees while I sleep?

I know they were up around my waist when I crashed last night.

I found no signs of a struggle and nothing is missing.

I sleep in close quarters, so it was almost impossible to pull my underwear back up to my waist.

I am truly confused, and I hope I wasn’t abused by an alien while I slept.

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     6 years ago 

    Say whaaaat.

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       6 years ago 

      We will never know the truth

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         6 years ago 

        These new breeds of poltergeists are a bit, ummm, different.

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           6 years ago 

          I hope they didn’t take photos

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             6 years ago 

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