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I was there in the Meetup all the time hiding in @sircork's pant coz sircork has a lot of empty space there! Believe
me,sircork is plain!

If you are what's in my pants, then I am in trouble. Now I AM saying Indians are short :P

In India's defense of stature, everybody is short to me, everywhere I go, except Tree. Tree stood tall beside me.

No, I am not that short. I hope customs and police will allow me to have a stool there every time.

I have no doubt they can accommodate...