What the fuck had my life become? I'm walking around a dirty oil town and hugging homeless people while preparing to spend my last $10 on something that will let me forget about everything and go back to my youth.

I love that line, I actually laughed out loud, I just wasn't expecting it. It's the kind of line you could imagine in quotes with your name next to it if you ever hit fame! Anyway, I appreciate a writer who can humourise a serious piece without destroying the message - one which I'm glad you shared.