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Huh, tempting offer...I do feel that God's a bit cheaper - could you throw in a baptism or two?

Sure. Do you require a visit from a holy(?) spirit as well? You know for bragging rights that your child is special?

Oh shit, I hadn't thought of that...Hmm, do you have a sort of package deal? A sort of all-in-one thing? 'Cause I really don't wanna be running back and forth for every little thing...

A full package? Of course I have what you need. But to get that you must first be in the vip club of my clients. Wanna join today?