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RE: I'm getting married
Hmm I guess not then. You mean to say you've been defying God's will for 30 years? 😮😮😮
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Hmm I guess not then. You mean to say you've been defying God's will for 30 years? 😮😮😮
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Yeah I know right? I keep looking skyward waiting for that bolt of lightning to hit me. I've got decent life insurance too...Faith will be rich when that bolt of lightning sends me to hell.
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Ahem, good life insurance, openly defying God...i don't wanna point fingers, but it all sounds rather suspicious to me :p
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Yeah, I'm a bad influence on ya...Still, made it through 49 years so maybe I'm blessed or all those lightning bolts were poorly aimed!
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Blasphemer...if the Lord hasn't ended you yet, it's because he doesn't want to...sheesh...
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He? Maybe he is a she? Nah, can't be...If she wanted me gone I would be! 🤣
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Definitely :))) reminds me of an old Carlin joke - of course God's a guy, since a woman could never fuck things up so monumentally :))
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True dat. Well except for that English Prime Minister woman who fucked up Brexit. 🤣
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Fair point :)) obviously doesn't apply to all women
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