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RE: I'm getting married
Me either...they come to your house? Here they don't, though there is a really creepy option on the back of the flyer that reads "analyze the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses" and you have to tick a box that says you want to be visited (their words, not mine). Kinda creepy if you ask me :)))
I give off a strong nature worshipping vibe
Possibly, though you'd think they'd be natural allies...I mean, isn't God supposed to have created everything? So you're still worshiping God through nature...or something...
That seems like a lot of effort and expense to go to just to find out...
Which is why I'm not getting married. I mean suppose I meet some really nice guy, wouldn't that be a colossal waste?
Lol. That would be very wasteful to have that nice guy be struck down by lightning. Surely that guy would have been meant to be someone else's husband, and now he can't, because you forced god's hand and he had to zap him. Very sad business. Yes, don't risk it ;)