Her Fat Lunatic

Her Fat Lunatic desperately looked for a pen that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen of all things.

Her Fat Lunatic looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Fat Lunatic desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.

Her Fat Lunatic desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fat Lunatic carried a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was exciting. A rubber chicken is the item to select.

Her Fat Lunatic found a cup to smash. One might say this is an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.