His Fat Lunatic

His Fat Lunatic searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Lunatic desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Fat Lunatic carried a stapler to put on his head. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

His Fat Lunatic desired a cucumber that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Fat Lunatic carried a tomato that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

His Fat Lunatic owned a hat that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a hat of all things.