His Different Lunatic

His Different Lunatic needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

His Different Lunatic desperately desired a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Different Lunatic always carried a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Different Lunatic always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a curious activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was fun. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Different Lunatic always carried a chocolate bar to worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Different Lunatic carried a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.