The Bewildered Lunatic

The Bewildered Lunatic owned a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Lunatic searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. It was a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Lunatic desperately needed a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. It was an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Lunatic always had with them a melon that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is fun. A melon is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Lunatic wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.