The Lucky Lunatic

The Lucky Lunatic owned a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Lunatic always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It should be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Lunatic had a ball that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

The Lucky Lunatic found a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Lunatic always had with them a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Lunatic found a spade that they would sometimes break. This seems an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.