A Determined Lunatic

A Determined Lunatic needed a bottle of coke that they would often annihilate It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Determined Lunatic looked for a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

A Determined Lunatic always carried a can of Tango that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Determined Lunatic always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

A Determined Lunatic desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

A Determined Lunatic found a big sponge to annihilate This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.