My Blue Lunatic

My Blue Lunatic desperately craved for a sword to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

My Blue Lunatic desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Blue Lunatic had a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Blue Lunatic owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

My Blue Lunatic owned a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It is a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

My Blue Lunatic always carried a spade that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.