A Stupid Lunatic

A Stupid Lunatic wanted a big sponge that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a new action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Stupid Lunatic desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Lunatic desired a painting of a melon to put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Stupid Lunatic looked for a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A custard pie was the chosen item.

A Stupid Lunatic carried a melon to drop. It should be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Lunatic wanted a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.