The Exciting Lunatic

The Exciting Lunatic searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Lunatic always had with them a cup that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Lunatic had a tomato to hug. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Lunatic owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic always carried a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It would have been a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.