Crazy Lunatic

Crazy Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they would hug. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Crazy Lunatic searched for a wig that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

Crazy Lunatic needed a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. It was a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

Crazy Lunatic always carried a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Crazy Lunatic desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Lunatic wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.