The Funny Lunatic

The Funny Lunatic desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Funny Lunatic often carried a wig to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Lunatic desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes play with. It might be a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Lunatic desperately looked for a can of Tango to rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Funny Lunatic desperately needed a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Funny Lunatic looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.