A Yellow Lunatic

A Yellow Lunatic had a spade that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

A Yellow Lunatic desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Yellow Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Yellow Lunatic owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. This seems an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Yellow Lunatic always carried a computer that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was epic. A computer is the item to choose.

A Yellow Lunatic craved for a painting of a melon to annihilate It was a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.