His Jolly Lunatic

His Jolly Lunatic desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

His Jolly Lunatic often carried a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

His Jolly Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber johnny to play with. It should have been a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Jolly Lunatic looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Lunatic carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

His Jolly Lunatic had a cheese grater that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.