The Stupid Lunatic

The Stupid Lunatic wanted a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Lunatic desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Lunatic owned a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Lunatic always carried a chocolate bar that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Lunatic carried a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Lunatic always carried a stapler that they would often hug. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.