A Worrisome Lunatic

A Worrisome Lunatic desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It would have been a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Lunatic found a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Lunatic searched for a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

A Worrisome Lunatic desired a pen to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Lunatic found a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Lunatic desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would share. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.