A Boring Lunatic

A Boring Lunatic owned a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.

A Boring Lunatic looked for a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Lunatic desired a teapot that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

A Boring Lunatic searched for a cup that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Boring Lunatic looked for a CD player that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Lunatic found a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.