The Worrisome Lunatic

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A set square being the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would play with. It would have been a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic always kept a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Lunatic desired a block of cheese that they would drop. This could be considered an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Lunatic looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.