Handsome Lunatic

Handsome Lunatic always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. It might have been a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

Handsome Lunatic often carried a wig that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was fun. A wig is the thing to select.

Handsome Lunatic desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Handsome Lunatic desperately searched for a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

Handsome Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Handsome Lunatic desperately wanted a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.