My Gentle Lunatic

My Gentle Lunatic carried a mug that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Lunatic carried a sword that they liked to share. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Lunatic carried a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bat being the item selected.

My Gentle Lunatic desired a can of coke that they liked to share. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Lunatic desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Lunatic searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.